Parker Lee

"I just love Mac. Like, love her. Like, I wish she was a little Bichon Frisé I could carry in my purse. I mean, how great is she?"

Like, omigod, you guys, here are a few things we know about, like, Mac's totally awesome new roommate: she loves, like really loves Colin Farrell; she listens to the Pussycat Dolls, like, the best band ever; she's pretty cool with taking off, like, her top in front of strangers; she's easily distracted by, like, pretty boys, of course; she wants to, like, carry Mac around in her purse; and, like, she gets raped her first week at school.

A few things we totally don't know about her: any, like, revealing secrets or fugly skeletons in the closet; whether, like, she listens to Mars Volta; how long she's been, like, watching the best show ever, Top Model; and who raped her.

And that's totally Parker as we know it.

-Polter-Cow
Bio as of 3.01 "Welcome Wagon"
All bios: 3.20 3.18 3.16 3.15 3.14 3.10 3.09 3.06 3.04 3.02 3.01

Julie Gonzalo plays Parker Lee.


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