Lars

"Strapping young lad..."

pity this co-anchor, Lars,

not. Karaoke is a comfortable disease:
your singer (death and life safely beyond)

sings with the loveness of his hurtness
--- Courtney deifies one truelove
into a Jeannie; lenses extend
unwish through curving wherewhen till unwish
returns on its unself.
A world of love
is not a world of hurt --- pity poor Lars

and Jeannie, poor stars and stones, but never this
fine specimen of karaokecoanchor

lovehurtance. We snarkers know

a hopeless case if --- listen: there's a hell
of a good Java Hut next door; let's go

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Bio as of 2.03 "Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang"
All bios: 2.12 2.03 1.08

Mike King plays Lars.


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