"I was giving him a back rub this one time, and his parents came home. For some reason, seeing their shirtless son with a boy straddling him was...upsetting."

Gay Neptune High student who fell in love with Marcos Oliveres while listening to his radio show. He sought to take revenge against the Olivereses for forcing Marcos to go to a gay deprogramming camp. He's also in charge of Pirate's S.H.I.P., a chat room for gay students. Sorry about the stereotyping, but with that moptop haircut, uglier-than-hotel-wallpaper shirts, boxier-than-a-Volvo car, and a pizza-boy job, are we sure Ryan really is gay?

Bio as of 2.14 "Versatile Toppings"
All bios: 2.14 2.08

Bradford William Anderson plays Ryan.

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