"I was giving him a back rub this one time, and his parents came home. For some reason, seeing their shirtless son with a boy straddling him was...upsetting."

Gay Neptune High student who fell in love with Marcos while listening to his radio show. He sought to take revenge against the Olivereses for forcing Marcos to go to a gay deprogramming camp. With that moptop haircut, uglier-than-hotel-wallpaper shirt, and boxier-than-a-Volvo car, are we sure Ryan wasn't the one who got de-gayed?

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Bradford William Anderson plays Ryan.

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