James Bond

007. English secret agent with the British Secret Service. He of the Bond girls and verbose villains fame. Likes his martinis shaken and not stirred. Played by a variety of actors, including Sean Connery (who's Scottish), George Lazenby (who's Australian), Timothy Dalton (who's Welsh), and Pierce Brosnan (who's Irish). Oy vey. Good thing the new Bond, Daniel Craig, is actually English. Duncan, however, looks more beatnik than Bond in 2.07 "Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner" and Mr. Bond gets a name check in 2.08 "Ahoy, Mateys!" and 2.19 "Nevermind the Buttocks," and Wallace has a tux that makes Bond looks like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel in 2.20 "Look Who's Stalking."

Bio as of 2.20 "Look Who's Stalking"
All bios: 2.20 2.19 2.08 2.07

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