$4,000 Shower Postcard
Instructions
To create a postcard, fill out the form at the bottom of the page. If you're a bit paranoid about your privacy, feel free to leave the fields blank.
A. The reason we ask for your email is because we want to keep track of the number of people who have mailed in a postcard. We will not use your email to contact you. Your email will not be listed on the postcard. If you fill in your email, "fan #90, postcard #909" will be printed. If you don't, only "postcard #909" will be printed. If you create multiple postcards, as long as you enter in the same email address, you will always be "fan #90."
B. We ask for basic demographic info because that's the kind of thing that networks execs love to drool over.
C. Pick an address. If you want to send the postcard to someone not on the list, leave the field blank, and handwrite the address.
Note: Dear Aussies, since there are five different addresses for Network Ten, we only put "Network Ten" in the address field. You will have to fill out the rest of the address.
D. When you hit the "Create Postcard" button, a two-page, 8x.5" x 11" PDF will be created. If you live in the dark ages, and don't have Adobe Reader installed, you can download a free copy here.
United States postal regulations require that postcards be printed on 7pt to 16pt paper. Index cards and cardstock will work; regular copy paper will not. You can buy cardstock at art stores, copy centers, or stationary stores. Print page 1 of the PDF on the front of the index card or cardstock, flip it over, and print the second page on the back. If your cheap, rickety printer will not accept cardstock, print the postcard on regular paper and 1) glue them onto an index card or cardstock, 2) use a photocopier to copy them onto cardstock, or 3) stick them in an envelope and mail it.
E. Add your name, a stamp, and a message. U.S residents can use a $0.24 stamp for 4"x6" postcards. As always, please pay attention to grammar and spelling. Somehow I don't think, "OMG, i luvv this show logan izzzzzzzzz hottttt" is the type of message we want to send to TPTB.
DON'T STEAL POLICY: In order for us to keep track of the number of postcards, please use this form to create your postcard. Feel free to pass along the link to this page, but please don't repost the postcard PDFs on another board, blog, site, or shower stall. If and when people actually start downloading the postcard, we'll add a cumulative stats page to show the number of postcards sent, when people started watching the show, etc.
PRIVACY POLICY: We cross our hearts and swear to Rob not to sell the info we gather to any person, corporation or spammer. (Unless of course someone offers us $3,000,000 for a "patent settlement," in which case all bets are off. I want a $4,000 shower of my very own!)